Dear Ol’ Dad,
I know you miss drinking. Prohibition hasn’t been nice on us. Hasn’t been nice on any of us. Hell, I just got a new book, looks like it’s been through worse: yellow, and tattered around the edges. Bought it from a seller for a penny, wondering why someone would sell something in poor condition. Would’ve asked, but he moved right after. That’s when I opened it, and read. Couldn’t believe my eyes!
Listen to this: “And still the Morals-tinkers plot and plan/ New, sterner, stricter Statutes to indite.” The author, Duff-something, knows a jab or two, must be from the…